Happy 82nd birthday to the great actor & director, Mr. Clint Eastwood!
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
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All pigeons are Satan. Just sayin’. Like really.
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Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you’ve learned about me.
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Pleassseeee?
Do eet.
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hay tumblr, look who rearranged her room and painted a whole wall with chalkboard paint! it’s obviously a work in progress and really awful photo quality…but still! how cool!!
i am the most jealous. the. most. jealous.
These are real fucking men.
Glad to say that my college won the “Black Stiletto” Award for this kinda thing.
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- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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A few months ago, James got his second DUI, which resulted in him getting his license revoked, but he still needed a way to get to his court-appointed sex addiction counseling sessions every week. I contacted him after seeing an ad posted at a local Irish pub that read, “I’ll do my best to tell you what certain indecipherable portions of Ulysses mean if you take a few hours to drive me downtown every Wednesday night to court-appointed sex therapy.”
Every week, when Wednesday night rolls around, he inevitably cancels on me via text message: “Srry Karim. Not rlly @ peace w/ god 2day.” And I’ll text message back, “bruh, let’s go play ultimate Frisbee.” And then we go to a park, and we play ultimate Frisbee with a large group of friends.
"Imagined Friendships I Have With Various Literary Figures, Karim Kazemi (via winmeroundwithprose)
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The painting above: the closest illustration of what music looks/feels like to me.
The emotional illustration of music.
Notes on a page are beautiful and are very much the literal expression of music, but clefs (below) or bars and notes, without color, just seem lacking.
- ECK
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The Root Cellar
Sarah. 18. Maryland.
